Fish and Chips

La Mirage is a special restaurant.
We recommend you get the battered Haddock, and you don't have to have tea or coffee with your fish and chips, they have a wine list and a selection of ales, and the decor is as fabulous as their most famous patron, the late Dame Barbara Cartland.










This scantily clad lamp stand, suitably dressed for a very warm and sunny april sunday, would look great in our country cottage.













This fella makes sure nobody leaves without paying, and guards the lamp stand from wandering hands.













Note the double portion of fish and huge platter of chips.














Superb battered haddock, chips, mushy peas and a side salad, washed down with Northern Light, a lovely pale ale from Orkney Brewery. The plate is massive, look how it dwarfs the pint pot.













This lady is employed to lure passing trade, although we were lured by giant battered haddock.













After the meal we had no room in our tummies for tea, coffee or snacks.














La Mirage is the greatest fish and chip shop with the tastiest fish, the lightest, crunchiest golden batter, the chunkiest chips and the hugest portions in the known universe and beyond!